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Sepptam Part 8AUTHOR: NASA CLASSIFIED SECTOR2330 HOURS. JAN. 7, 20??SOL, HOUSTON, EARTHCLASSIFICATION LEVEL 3, EYES ONLYSepptam Part 8
RECIPIENT: WHITE-HOUSE
PASS-CODE: ZERO-NINER-DELTA-DELTA
AUTOMATED MESSAGE SYSTEM. PROJECT SEPPTAM DISCOVERY UPDATE. ARRIVAL VERIFIED. LEVEL 2 CRASH ON PLANET SURFACE. SHIP POWER LEVEL: 50%. ONE BATTERY DESTROYEDREMOVED. ONE BATTERY LEAKING. TWO BATTERIES STABLE. PILOT CONFIRMED KIA. CO-PILOT CONFIRMED KIA. SURVIVORS UNCONFIRMED MIA. MINIATURIZED ASSAULT TANK STATUS: GREEN. EXPLORER BUGGY A STATUS: GREEN. EXPLORER BUGGY B STATUS: YELLOW; BATTERY LEAK IN PROGRE


Sepptam Part 7AUTHOR: M.SGT. JAMES WHITTERSON2304 HOURS, JAN. 7, 20??ASHUNRAK, UNKNOWN, SEPPTAM 1CLASSIFICATION LEVEL 4, EYES ONLYSepptam Part 7
RECIPIENT: NASA CLASSIFIED SECTOR
Pop in, see if the life is hostile, leave. Seems simple if they are nice. Only problem is, they arent. As soon as our ship entered the atmosphere, we knew something was wrong. Our first sign was that all movement that we had seen from space was eerily gone. Our second was the large glowing sphere of plasma. I think the third might have been when that sphere became a beam that blasted straight


Sepptam Part 6AUTHOR: M.SGT. JAMES WHITTERSON1502 HOURS, JAN. 3, 20??ASHUNRAK, APPROACHING SEPPTAM 1, SPACECLASSIFICATION LEVEL 4, EYES ONLYSepptam Part 6
RECIPIENT: NASA CLASSIFIED SECTOR
These entries are as much for you as they are for me. Well, a week ago, by our time, not standard, as you now call time on earth, we left the station in Houston for our trip to Sepptam 1. All you want us to do is go there, see if the life is hostile or not, and leave. Seems simple enough. There are twelve of us in all. Our pilots are not even trained soldiers. They are
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